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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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