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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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