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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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