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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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