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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Shane Ronay
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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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