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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Gaucho Marx

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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