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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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