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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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