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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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