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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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