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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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