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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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