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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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