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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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