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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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