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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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