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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Akiva Lane
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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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