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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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