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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Akiva Lane
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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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