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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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