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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Akiva Lane
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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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