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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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