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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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