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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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