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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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