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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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