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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of sea does not tell the truth?

Hypocra-sea.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Akiva Lane
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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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