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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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