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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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