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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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