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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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