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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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