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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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