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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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