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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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