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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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