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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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