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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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