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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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