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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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