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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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