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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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