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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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