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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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