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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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