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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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