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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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