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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Akiva Lane
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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Akiva Lane
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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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