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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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