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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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