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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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