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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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A tripod.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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