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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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