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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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