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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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