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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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