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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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