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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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