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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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