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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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