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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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