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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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