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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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