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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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