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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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