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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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