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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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