Pictures:

Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

208

What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

111

How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

680

What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

1199

Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

200

What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

1192

What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

2765

Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

1063

How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

531

Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

270

How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

3157

What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

2845