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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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