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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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