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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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