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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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