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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Akiva Lane
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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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