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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Akiva Lane
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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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