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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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