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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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