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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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