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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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