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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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