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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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