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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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