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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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