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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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A square not.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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