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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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