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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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