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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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