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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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