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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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