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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

1323

Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

2145

What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

1398

Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

195

Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

1967