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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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It's a lap top.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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