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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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