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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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