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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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