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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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