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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Akiva Lane
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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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