Pictures:

How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

1948

How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

1080

How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

1447

What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

2700

Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

797

What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

856

What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

684

What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

927

Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

2887

What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

2172

Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

537

Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

421