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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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