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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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