Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

2134
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

2818
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

1203
General
Picture

What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

2844
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

1938
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

764
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

2636
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

896
General
Picture

What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

2349
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

1936
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

754
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

1592