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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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