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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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