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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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