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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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