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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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