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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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