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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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