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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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