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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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