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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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