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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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