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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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