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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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