Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

770
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

1158
General
Picture

Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

2899
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

1909
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

427
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

986
General
Picture

What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

3033
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

1560
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

2272
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

2504
General
Picture

What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

2989
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

3328