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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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