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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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