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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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