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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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