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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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