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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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