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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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