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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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