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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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