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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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