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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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