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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Akiva Lane
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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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