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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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