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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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