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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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