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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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