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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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