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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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