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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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