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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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