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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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