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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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