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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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