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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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