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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Akiva Lane
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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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