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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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