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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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