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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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