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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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