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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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