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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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