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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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