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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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