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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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