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What are the greater graters?

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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