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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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