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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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