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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What was it like when so many fishermen cast their fishing rods into the lake?

It seemed overcast.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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