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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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