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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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