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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Akiva Lane
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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Akiva Lane
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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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