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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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