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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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