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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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