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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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