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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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