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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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