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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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