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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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