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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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