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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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