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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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