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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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