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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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