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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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