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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Rock and roll.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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